Wednesday, September 26, 2012

The Farter List - Plagiarised from the Male Toilet of Bollywood Veggies

This is an embarrassing family secret but i admit i can purge out the most obnoxious fart in the family! My favourite place to fart is in the car while it is moving, with the windows locked! 

Therefore, i was mildly amused to find a piece of document in the washroom of Bollywood Veggies with a list of farters, each with its own characteristics that might just fit you.

Courteous Farter
One who says "Excuse Me" before farting and "Sorry" after that.

Dishonest Farter
One who farts and then blames the dog.

Foolish Farter
One who suppresses a fart for hours.

Knowledgeable Farter
One who knows when to fart.

Miserable Farter
One who stops in the middle of a fart.

Proud Farter
One who thinks his/her farts are extremely pleasant.

Sadistic Farters
One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers over his/her bed mate.

Environmental Conscious Farter
One who farts regularly but is concerned that it would result in the worsening of global warming.

Shy Farter
One who releases silent farts and then blushes.

Strategic Farter
One who conceals one's farts by loud laughter.

Stupid Farter
One who farts and then takes in a deep breath to balance up.

Thrifty Farter
One who has farts in reserve.

Vain Farter
One who loves the smell of one's own fart.

Amiable Farter
One who loves the smell of other people's fart.

Anti-Social Farter
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

Aquatic Farter
One who farts in the bathtub.

Athletic Farter
One who farts at the slightest exertion

Honest Farter
One who admits he has farted but offers a good medical reason.

Intelligent Farter
One who can identify his/her neighbour by the smell of their fart.

Unfortunate Farter
One who tries to fart but shits instead. 

Depending on situations, i can honestly said i am a proud farter, a sadistic farter and a vain farter. Should i be down with food poisoning, the unfortunate farter woukld suit me as well! 

So, which one are you? 
Be truthful! 

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