R-Rated Chocolate from Hokkaido That Failed to Meet My Expectation

I might be bespectacled and have a nerdy appearance but friends who know me well are aware i can be rather foul mouthed at times (thanks to national service) and can be graphically descriptive if the need arises.

Hence, my interest was piqued when a friend passed me a piece of chocolate hand-carried all the way from Hokkaido with the headline "R-Rated Chocolate for Cavin" on a post it. 

Assuming it would be something that would blow me away and render my expletive dictionary a kid's version, i excitedly tore it open.

Now, i am disappointed; a condom-shaped chocolate is hardly considered R-rated material for me! Nevertheless, it was a delicious Hokkaido white chocolate! Thanks, Ms Foo! p.s. the other box of kurogoma white chocolate was insanely good!!